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You are a bad ninja if you: 1. Calling others by their real name instead of code name. 2. Knocking and announcing before entering the perimeter. 3. Can't turn invisible in broad day light. 4. Screaming behind another ninja's back before attacking them. 5. Storing shuriken (throwing stars) in your underwear. 6. Instead of using sword, you use Uzi machine gun. Thinking it make you look like a cool ninja. 7. Can't recite poison ABC's Arsenic, Benzene, Cyanide… 8. Can't decide which color to wear for night mission, black or dark blue. 9. Leaving a calling card, "How's my assassination, Call 1-800-Numbers". 10. Leaving a trial of served

I was given an army of 3 llamas. At first I had no idea what to do with them beside petting them. I decided to make them my soldiers, and henchmen or should I say 'henchllamas'. They will go undergo ridgid training, and heavy indoctrinate for 6 months under my wings, er, I mean paws. They will become my loyal soldiers.     During my recovering period from prostate cancer, I have decided to hire a C.E.O to handle my world domination. I have labored reviewing over thousand of resumes and carefully interviewing several potentional C.E.O. I am proudly to announced that I have found a suitable leader. His name is Evil Kitten. Yes, he is a cat wi

I have been planning my world domination for some time but a unforunately event put my plans on hold. I was diagnosed with prostate cancer last July. I had to focused on my health first and letting the world take a breath. I had my surgery last Sept 12th and am on the road to recovery. Don't despair at all, the world domination is still on my mind. Just need to recover first. I have to be healthy enuf to take over the world. Stay tune.